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June 11, 2009
Road Kill Report from the Back of the Bus
I'm a hermit out here! I live in a little room in the back of the bus. Very Isolated (except for the five people on the other side of my cardboard door in the hall way) and dark (except for my sunshine lamp shining in my face right now) and most the time it's quiet (except for the roar of the pavement or the ggrrbb of the generator). It's my cocoon (except the sheets are scratchy and my pillow smells). Other than those things - it's pretty nice. I have my own bathroom 2 feet X 2 feet! And THIS is what they call a "star bus?" Maybe because you make your bed, put your makeup on, brush your teeth and type on your laptop - all while sitting on the potty!